Une quiche nommée loally

I’m going to tell you the story, in a not so far country famously known as pebble.

There, the king, as a king that “respects” himself, twirled around in balls and seeded among unfortunate beggars.

Eventually, the king and the princess were to give birth to their first legal heir.

But in this chapter, what I’m going to tell you is way more serious.

Now, the chief of the childish cavalry had to take a retreat after his defeat at the now known as the Grace Battle.

Joan of Arc, who has been faithful to the chief of the Army Perceval Blink’s for years now, applied to replace the late former of the childish cavalry.

But Blink’s had another plan. Indeed, one does not need to name the freshly knighted Countess de Gayet, hussy and Blink’s mistress.

Indeed, not to bring proof of another defeat of Joan of Arc, Blink’s organized a bingo. Thus, Joan of Arc had to face that fake-doll face idiot, by playing a stupid game of chance.

And everybody knew Joan of Arc’s lac of chance. Remember her great-great-great grandmother, who’s been burnt because she cried she heard voices, whereas she was indeed a schizophrenic.

Moreover, a jury of jesters and convicts were chosen to decide who the winner was. Oddly, they all agreed to vote for the countess de Gayet.

She was said to have defeated the enemies at the Battle of Grace, fought for years with her father until he died (even there are now, evidence, that her father fought only once, killed a tiger with the force of her hands only, and brought her people to the Mont Sinai, and received the 10 commandments.

Then Joan of Arc will have to fight on Blink’s side and side by side with the countess Genevote de Gayet.

Our warrior would not accept that. She called for the prince help, but this one seemed to be too busy. Actually, he still believed his brain was between his legs, wine was Jesus blood and that if he kept drinking some, he would be more popular.

The soldiers of the childish cavalry were falling down, day after day and the countess of Gayet was swaggering in the hallways of the citadel, seeing herself as the Troubadour. She put in jail anyone contradicting her and threatened their families and fame.

Joan of Arc intended a trial to organize another bingo with a clever and humble jury.

Unfortunately, the judge seating the trial was in the same sect as Blink’s and everything simply fucked up, from now on.

The countess of Gayet is now notorious for being the cause of a whole cavalry soldier’s death.

30 years later, Joan of Arc came back with a whole army and attacked the whole dictatorship.

This arc-strike was the beginning of the whole disgusting power that remained in the country for too long.

Joan of Arc sat down on the principle itty-bitty reign.